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“I need you to sign this binding agreement, that you acknowledge that you said no, that you do not want dessert and that you renounce any pretensions to mine.” “Before I go on, Julia, I want you to sign this damn love agreement.” Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are delighted with the possibility of a free trade agreement between the United States and the European Union. The Trans-Pacific Partnership! Negotiate in secret! No input from labour organizations, consumers or the environment… “The New Year`s resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv, in which we will attempt to clarify the notion of “butter buttocks.” My wife is very interested in checking out the finer details before we sign anything. “Oh my Gosh, you`re fine! The border between our franchised territories is 54th Street! I`m sorry, man! That`s all I have to do! “Page 2, paragraph 6: The moral surge – we are ready to give in totally on this point. “Have your parents sign this personal space injury waiver . . . then you can play during the day. “An oral contract is not worth the paper on which it is written. Law School Contracts 101: Write with words that no one can understand. “Do people really know each other? No no. That`s why they get married to formalize the ignorant. “And to respect the rules of government and industry, only at the beginning, where it says: “I`m probably a big idiot to sign this! “Maybe it`s Christmas and people get their hair cut… “There are parts of this contract that everyone could understand. You have to rewrite it! “That`s right, now we call it “football” and the “players” are going to hit it! “With the threat that the ABS could compete with the Council`s work, it will be even more difficult… “This proposed treaty requires more work. I don`t feel guilty about it. Boss, speaking to the lawyer: “These new conditions you have designed for us are extremely long and too complex – our clients will never understand them.

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